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A bigger head doesn't mean that you're smarter, it just means you have a bigger head...It also means that you can't get on my level with these new ...

NEVER the big spoon, ALWAYS the little spoon. If you have a small head you for sure know what we're talking about. And if you don't, just gtfo of h...

How does it feel to lay in the bed in any orientation you want and not have your feet hang dangerously off of the edge, completely vulnerable to th...

Riddle us this. JUMBO shrimp are supposed to be the pinnacle of shrimp cocktail, yeah? But where's the love for average, normal, maybe slightly shr...

Don't you hate it when people try to shame you for being smaller?! Psh, joke is on them!!! For example, we can buy designer duds in a children's si...

With the goodr Chrome Package, your face looks especially elegant and classy. Compared to other plastics, chromenonium is quite stable and resistan...

What does Carl the Flamingo whisper into the ears of new members of the Mile High Club? "Call Me Tarmac Daddy." You'll want to call him the Tarmac ...

Our MACH Gs are a classic aviator style made to give you the speed if you feel the need. Plus, this smooth, sleek frame means no unsightly imprints...

When you're flamingos on a booze cruise, but you feel the need, the need for speed!!! It's time to call Carl the Flamingo. He's bringing your style...

Orange you glad you found these Mach G sunglasses?! They're aviator frames. But that doesn't qualify YOU to fly the plane!!! This is Colby, your Ch...

If you're coming with us to the octopus party, you need to know a few things. One, don't make any jokes about sushi. It's cringe. Two, don't ask if...

Our MACH Gs are a classic aviator style made to give you the speed if you feel the need. Plus, this smooth, sleek frame means no unsightly imprints...

Our MACH Gs are a classic aviator style made to give you the speed if you feel the need. Plus, this smooth, sleek frame means no unsightly imprints...

Our MACH Gs are a classic aviator style made to give you the speed if you feel the need. Plus, this smooth, sleek frame means no unsightly imprints...

Our MACH Gs are a classic aviator style made to give you the speed if you feel the need. Plus, this smooth, sleek frame means no unsightly imprints...

Good for hiking, backpacking, camping, climbing and stuffing s'mores in your face, the goodr Mount Rainier National Park polarized sunglasses celeb...

A new shape with the same levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're ru...

Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're hauli...

Dawn of a New Sage: Not the username of some new-age weirdo you met on Bumble, but rather these sick sage green OGs from goodr.

Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're hauli...

Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're hauli...

Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're hauli...

Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're hauli...

If you're a lavender lover who goes around singing, "Lilac it Like That!!!" these perfectly pale purple OGs are for you. We expect to see you weari...